Barbies We'll Never See:
Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
Fat Barbie ...in the following three varieties: Big Butt Barbie, Love Handles Barbie, More Chins than a Chinese Phone Book Barbie
Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!
Politically Incorrect Barbie ...pull the string and she loudly blurts all your favorite racial slurs
Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately