anonymous quotes

Remember: the average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.

-- Anonymous

Laughter is a tranquilliser with no side effects.

-- Anonymous

It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious
-- Anonymous

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
-- Anonymous

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor
kick ourselves too easily.

-- Anonymous

Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and
the lesson afterward.

-- Anonymous

"Her kisses left something to be desired - the rest of her." (Anonymous)

Good judgement comes from experience; and experience, well, that comes from bad
judgement.

-- Anonymous

Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.

-- Anonymous

Nostalgia is the realization that things weren't as unbearable as they seemed
at the time.

-- Anonymous.

Don't get mad, get even.
-- Joseph P. Kennedy

Don't get even, get jewelry.
-- Anonymous

"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now." (Anonymous)

Only fools are quoted.
-- Anonymous

The highest happiness of man is to have probed what is knowable and quietly to
revere what is unknowable.

-- Anonymous

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average
man can see better than he can think.
-- Anonymous

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." (Anonymous)

Only fools are quoted.
-- Anonymous

Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take
economists seriously.

-- Anonymous

"Chastity is curable, if detected early." (Anonymous)

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease." (Anonymous)