bart quotes

"Toreador, don't spit on the floor, use the cuspidor, that's what it's for."

-- Bart

"Where's my spy camera! (etc)"

-- Bart to the MailWoman in Homer's Night Out

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.
For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*.
-- Bart Miller

"Don't rock the boat, man."

-- Bart

"When he's not in class, he's risking his ass"

-- Bart's slogan in Bart the Daredevil

"I will not instigate revolution."

-- Bart's writing on the blackboard in Moaning Lisa

"Hasta Lambada, Dudes"

-- Bart

??: "It IS stealing!"
Bart: "I didn't want to think we were deluding ourselves."

-- Bart in the Tell-Tale Head (?)

Bart: "Hello, is Homer there?"
Moe: "Homer who?"
Bart: "Homer.....sexual
Moe: "Wait one second, let me check. [calls] Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey,
come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual! [guffaws,
from the gang] You rotten live pot! If I ever get a hold of
you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off."

-- Bart's phone prank in Principal Charming

"You *know* what happens! They find Captain Kook's treasure, all the elves
dance around like little green idiots, I puke, the end!"

-- Bart to Lisa in Some Enchanted Evening

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.
For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*.
-- Bart Miller

"We *know* how it ends! They rescue (insert elf's name), jump around like
little green idiots, I puke, the end!"

-- Bart to Lisa in Some Enchanted Evening

Bart: "Wow, you speak English!!??"
Alien: "No, we are speaking Rigelian, but by some remarkable coincidence,
they are exactly the same."

-- Bart to alien in Treehouse of Horror

"If you can do the `Bart,' you're Bad like Michael Jackson..."

-- Bart in DO THE BARTMAN

Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family. But I never
believed it.
Lisa: That's okay, Bart. Nobody really believed it.
We were just trying to scare you.
-- Bart destroys the family, "Blood Feud"

"Oh no, he's hurt. Bad. Let's get out of here!"

-- Bart's friends when he gets hurt in Bart the Daredevil

"I didn't kill Grandpa! Society killed Grandpa!!"

-- Bart

"What the hell are you talking about, homeboy?"

-- Bart to Homer

I'm the little hellraiser, sir!

-- Bart in Oh Brother, Where Are Thou?

"One o'clock... Still just a potato."

-- Bart, about his Science Project in Dead Putting Society