calvin quotes

"It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion of
ideas." -Calvin

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and
happiness. -- Calvin

"I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the
price is always so low." -Calvin

"It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep." -Calvin

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
pointless." -Calvin

If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the image
we need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- Calvin

"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."
-Calvin

"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -Calvin

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
-- Calvin

"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what
entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
-- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson

You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be cool
if you don't have an attitude. -- Calvin

"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and therefore
more intense." -Calvin sniffing mustard

You don't have to explain something you never said.
-- Calvin Coolidge

I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow
on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
--- Calvin

It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things.
--- Calvin

"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise
spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!" --- Calvin

"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what
entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
-- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson

This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...
-- Hobbes

"When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results." -- Calvin Coolidge, ex-president, discussing the United States economic situation in 1931.

Calvin : I think we have got enough information now, don't you?
Hobbes : All we have is one "fact" that you made up.
Calvin : That's plenty. By the time we add an introduction, a few
illustrations and a conclusion, it'll look like a graduate thesis.