calvin quotes

"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of
empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
--- Calvin

Hobbes : Shouldn't we read the instructions?
Calvin : Do I look like a sissy?

"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone."
--- Hobbes

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
-- Calvin

My life needs a rewind/erase button.
-- Calvin

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands
sacrifice! -- Calvin

"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -Hobbes

Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.
I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can think
twice.

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
-- Calvin

A voice crackles in Calvin's radio:
"Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
"Roger. What should I do until then?"

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
- Calvin Keegan

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm beautiful, smart
and rich."
-- Calvin Keegan

Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?
-- Calvin

This is so cool I've to go to the bathroom.
-- Calvin