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Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by
at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can
deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction
which doesn't work.

When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public
property.
-- Thomas Jefferson

The camel has a single hump;
The dromedary two;
Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure. Are you?

-- Ogden Nash

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
-- Aesop

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
-- Aesop

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
-- Aesop

"Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop

Those who voluntarily put power into the hands of a tyrant or an enemy, must
not wonder if it be at last turned against themselves.

-- Aesop, Greek fabulist (620-560 B.C.)

So little time, so little to do.
-- Oscar Levant

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve
mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon
them.

-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

"The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab
as much as we could with both of them."

-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.-

-- Charles McCabe

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is
still excited to see you.

Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

For most men life is a search for the proper manilla
envelope in which to get themselves filed.

-- Clifton Fadiman

You can't take it with you -- especially when crossing a state line.

"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten."
-- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
Over and Over"

You can't run away forever,
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
-- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through"

You can't push on a string.