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Is this really happening?

It is so very hard to be an

Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.

It's all in the mind, ya know.

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

Look afar and see the end from the beginning.

Long life is in store for you.

Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.

Make a wish, it might come true.

Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.

Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.

Never give an inch!

Never look up when dragons fly overhead.

Never reveal your best argument.

Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.

Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.