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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.


You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.


You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.


You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.


You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.


You have a truly strong individuality.


You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.


You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.


You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.


You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.


You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.


You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.


You have been selected for a secret mission.


You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.


You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.


You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.


You have many friends and very few living enemies.


You have taken yourself too seriously.


You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.


You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.


You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.


You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE
“SOMEONE ELSE.”


You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.


You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.


You look tired.


You love peace.


You love your home and want it to be beautiful.


You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.


You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.


You may be recognized soon. Hide.