misc quotes

The fact that it works is immaterial.
-- L. Ogborn

If God is One, what is bad?
-- Charles Manson

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because
it isn't here.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
-- Beckett

Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
-- Russell Banks

It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.

Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
-- Henry N. Camp

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.
-- Pericles

The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-- Clifton Fadiman

If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.
-- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls

I don't understand you anymore.

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through
satisfaction.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

You're almost as happy as you think you are.

Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.

Life -- Love It or Leave It.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
-- Wavy Gravy

You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.