perl quotes

dazjorz is now known as __you
* __you fart
* __you say "oops"
__you: heh
* __you kick rindolf
<__you> (rindolf, you're now being kicked by 435 people)
__you need to go outside.
__you: Who owns you?
* __you go outside
* __you are pwned by dazjorz
__you is now known as we
* we are having a useless off-topic conversation right now
we: hahah
we is now known as __you
* __you decide this channel is now useless and decide to
leave
simcop2387 is now known as we
* we are not amused
* __you and I are together simcop2387
squeeks is now known as _I_
* _I_ need to tell __you something
* __you listen
simcop2387 is now known as we
* we need help
* _I_ think we are getting a bit sick of the shenanigans
I'm so making a fortune out of it.
* we want to be on bash.org

/me (or I, you or we) is finding it amusing on Freenode's #perl.

Are you using Firefox?
yeah...
Interesting...
Don't know.
<[x86]> use a real browser... you know... like IE!
* [x86] runs
IE 3 > *
IE 2 > *
gopher!
firefox can actually do gopher URLs
GNU info!
feh.

Discussing Vintage Hypertext on Freenode's #perl

Daveman: i use a ZED PEE EM to power my computer, its the
ultimate YOU PEE ES
* Daveman throws an Elisabeth at Simcop
Me catches the Elisabeth in mid-air.
with an s, excellent choice
:o
Interception!
Daveman: when my friend and I played Frisbee, we had an
intra-tree move.
* SubStack pirates Elisabeth and seeds a torrent
Which was unintended.
Elisabeth: are you here?
HAHAHAHHA
Substack++
* SubStack wins at life.
An Elisabeth for all! And all for an Elisabeth.

Freenode's #perl

* buu Stevie[FP] with a plunger.
* Stevie[FP] looks for the verb in that sentence
i think you're missing a verb
I think he's missing a brain.
unless Stevie[FP] is a verb i don't know
Stevie[FP]: v. see Stevie[FP]
I am not a verb!
you've been verbatized
* rindolf Stevie[FP]'s Chris62vw
verbalized?
Stevie[FP]: verbalized is a different thing.
Stevie[FP]: it comes from "verbal".
Verbified.
Verbiated.
stefan: verbificated.
verbed.
Verberated.
Stevie[FP]: verberation is overrated.

-- Verbing the verb on Freenode's #perl

wankit
Perl 6, unlike most people, is able to breathe in the
vacuum of space. In fact, anything else would damage its
respiratory system. Because of this, whenever it's
visiting Earth, it wears a respirator, which resembles a
kickass beard.
Heh heh.
Are all of buubot's wankit factoids about Perl 6?
He should have some about Chuck Norris, too.
fictional factoids about a partially designed, partially
implemented, partially wanted language. :)
merlyn: yeah.
Heh - those are all Chuck Norris quotes with s/Chuck/P6/
rindolf: It's written in Chuck Norris, right
Chuck Norris writes code in Perl 6. Before Larry's done.
And it works.
merlyn: Chuck Norris wrote Perl 6 in a day but then
destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so no one
will know his secrets.

-- FreeNode's #perl.

You should learn several new words everyday--eventually you will forget how to
speak so others can understand you.

Yaakov on Freenode's #perl

i hate xml.....
indeed
mcrawfor: :-)
mcrawfor++ # Nice joke
ehm. ouch.
rindolf: no!
mcrawfor
Botje: LOL.
Botje

FreeNode's #perl

sleeper: why are people obsessed with one-liners?
It takes 3 lines - OMG what a disaster!
rindolf: newline prices went up again
Botje: I buy my newlines in the black market
Botje: again? drat.
* Botje reports rindolf to the newline police
Botje: I know about an... (underground) operation going on to
pirate newlines.
Botje: I bribed a few cops in the newline police, but nice try.
Botje: Some crazy guys are trying to free newlines from
patents! They want to rid the market!
* cursor gets called up to serve in the newline jury
I think we need to start a campaign to lift all restrictions
off newlines.
rindolf: La Resistance lives on!\n
I already stockpiled millions of newlines
Botje: We can have the one-liners destroyed by sundown
Not destroyed, but... TURNED INTO TWO-LINERS! Mwuhahaha!

-- Did anybody see my newline at Freenode's #perl channel.

buu: do you have a working manual of BL?
s/working/up-to-date/
It's kind of sort of up to date
he means NO
I've got some docs!
buu: do you have a functional spec? An architecture
document? An interface whitepaper? A developer's guide?
A user manual? A "The BL-Book" and "BL - The Program"?
rindolf: no, no, no no and no

--
Discussing the merits of documenting one's pet languages on
FreeNode's #perl channel.

LeoNerd: I need to get a life.
They can be quite useful, but they do have a crazy amount of
dependencies..
And sometimes they can be a bit unstable - I think they're
still beta-testing

Geek Humour at FreeNode's #perl

what is a good book for getting up to speed with perl?
learning perl!
intermediate perl!
the camel is the _only book_
:-P
* merlyn bats nachos silly
:-(
Alexi5: there's also Beginning Perl, which is available
online.
* f00li5h saw that coming
You should learn Perl from "Learning Perl in 24 minutes
Unleashed!"
rindolf: ``Learning perl in 24 minutes Unleashed, in a
nutshell for dummies'' is the one i have
f00li5h: that's even better.

FreeNode's #perl