simpsons ralph quotes

"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."

--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

--Ralph Wiggum
The Principal and the Pauper (Episode 4F23)

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."

Chief Wiggum:
"Just relax and it'll come, son."

--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa the Skeptic (Episode 5F05)

"He's still funny, but not 'ha-ha' funny."

--Ralph Wiggum
Kamp Krusty (Episode 8F24)

"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."

--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)

"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."

--Ralph Wiggum
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy (Episode 2F07)

"Your hair is tall, and pretty!"

--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)

"Go, banana!"

--Ralph Wiggum
Das Bus (Episode 5F11)

"What's a diorama?"

--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Rival (Episode 1F17)

"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"

--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Rival (Episode 1F17)

"Wheee! ...ow, I bit my tongue!"

--Ralph Wiggum
Bart's Inner Child (Episode 1F05)

"It says 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!"

--Ralph Wiggum
I Love Lisa (Episode 9F13)

"My toys are all sticky." {nr}

--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)

"Help! She's touching my special area!"

--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)

"Hey, I know you, my daddy took your beer."

--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)

"So, do you...like...stuff?"

--Ralph Wiggum
I Love Lisa (Episode 9F13)

"Which one is one?"

--Ralph Wiggum
The Principal and the Pauper (Episode 4F23)

"What's lime disease? Does that mean you're crazy?"

--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Substitute (Episode 7F19)

"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."

--Ralph Wiggum
The Principal and the Pauper (Episode 4F23)

"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty."

--Ralph Wiggum
The Principal and the Pauper (Episode 4F23)