south park quotes

Kyle, you need to stop being such a chicken shit and stand up to your
mother. You need to smack her in the face and say, "That's enough of your
shit, you fucking bitch!"

Well I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days
and doesn't die. Anyway children, lets start off with some vocabulary...

We must rid ourselves of anything Canadian.

Let me have some candy, Cartman.

Let me see... Uhh, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.

What would Brian Boitano do?

So guys, does it make you nervous to be in America? There are a lot of
organizations that want you arrested for destroying children.

Oh they'd have to find us first.

You're right... NOW!

Saddam, can I talk to you over here for a second?
I don't see why you have to belittle me in fron of people like that.

Hey, relax guy.

Well sometimes I don't think you have any respect for me.

Aw, come here guy. Who's my cream puff?

Rub my nipples as I torture this little piggy!