xfiles quotes

Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.
Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.
Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!)

"The X-Files: Piper Maru"

Scully: Mulder...toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.

"The X-Files: Die Hand Die Verletzt"

Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner?
Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you.

"The X-Files: Blood"

Kristin: (looking at Scully's gold cross on a chain around
Mulder's neck) Are you trying to ward me off?
Mulder: It's from someone I lost. (Scully)
Kristin: (sincerely) Well, I hope you find her.

"The X-Files: 3"

(Scully is found alive but in a coma, and Mulder must fight to
save her life)

Mulder: (by Scully's bedside in hospital where she is lying
unconscious) I don't know if me being here will help
bring you back, but I'm here.

"The X-Files: One Breath"

Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.
Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening!

"The X-Files: Our Town"

Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I
DID learn in kindergarten is, when you let them go they
float up up and away, but you see this is moving AWAY
from him ... horizontally.
Scully: Did you learn about WIND in kindergarten?

"The X-Files: The Calusari"

Midget: You'd be surprised how many woman find my size
intriguingly alluring.
Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well.

"The X-Files: Humbug"

Mulder: I brought you something.. "Superstars of the Superbowls"
Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.
Mulder: Well, I know you want to get some rest; I just came by
to see how you?re doin? and to say hi. (Turns to go)
Scully: Mulder - (he turns back) I had the strength of your
beliefs.

"The X-Files: One Breath"

Mulder: (asks Scully on a date.. well!) Vikins vs. Redskins.
Two tickets on the 40-yard line at the Metrodome.
You and me.

"The X-Files: Irresistible"

Mulder: (to Scully in hallway) I just don't want you to think
you have to hide anything from me.

"The X-Files: Irresistible"

Scully: (to counsellor) I trust him (Mulder) as much as anyone.
I trust him with my life.

"The X-Files: Irresistible"

(on phone) Mulder: Look, I know this is a pretty horrific case,
but..
Scully: I'm OK with it, Mulder. Anyway, you could use my help.
Mulder: Always.

"The X-Files: Irresistible"

Mulder: I was a dead man and now I'm back.

"The X-Files: Paper Clip"

Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...
Scully: An invisible elephant?
Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty
disappear once.

"The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"

Mulder: We were just exhuming,....your potato.

"The X-Files: Humbug"

Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully?
Scully: You want me to recite them?
Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath -
the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't
bother to tell anybody about his side projects.

"The X-Files: Anasazi"

Mulder: You've been making reports on me since the beginning,
Scully, taking your LITTLE NOTES!

"The X-Files: Anasazi"

Scully: Must be nice not having someone questioning your every
move ... poking holes in all your theorys ...
Mulder: [joking] Oh yeah, it's great, I'm surprised I put up
with you for so long!

"The X-Files: Sleepless"

Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly.
If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes
or bathe for four days.
Mulder: That's really gonna cut into my social life.

"The X-Files: The Blessing Way"