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Scully: Mulder...toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.
"The X-Files: Die Hand Die Verletzt"
Midget: You'd be surprised how many woman find my size
intriguingly alluring.
Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well.
"The X-Files: Humbug"
Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.
Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening!
"The X-Files: Our Town"
Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...
Scully: An invisible elephant?
Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty
disappear once.
"The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"
Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I
DID learn in kindergarten is, when you let them go they
float up up and away, but you see this is moving AWAY
from him ... horizontally.
Scully: Did you learn about WIND in kindergarten?
"The X-Files: The Calusari"
Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.
Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.
Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!)
"The X-Files: Piper Maru"
(on phone) Mulder: Look, I know this is a pretty horrific case,
but..
Scully: I'm OK with it, Mulder. Anyway, you could use my help.
Mulder: Always.
"The X-Files: Irresistible"
Mulder: You've been making reports on me since the beginning,
Scully, taking your LITTLE NOTES!
"The X-Files: Anasazi"
Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully?
Scully: You want me to recite them?
Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath -
the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't
bother to tell anybody about his side projects.
"The X-Files: Anasazi"
Mulder: I was a dead man and now I'm back.
"The X-Files: Paper Clip"
Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly.
If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes
or bathe for four days.
Mulder: That's really gonna cut into my social life.
"The X-Files: The Blessing Way"
Scully: I've heard the truth. Now what I want are the answers.
"The X-Files: Paper Clip"
Mulder: We were just exhuming,....your potato.
"The X-Files: Humbug"
Scully: It just doesn't seem, substantial enough to warrant an
investigation.
Mulder: OK, Scully, so we disagree. It's not the first time,
and it won't be the last.
Scully: Well, at least if we had a legitimate source, we could..
Mulder: This is the essence of science, you ask an impertinent
question and you're on your way to a pertinent answer.
Scully: So, what makes this case any more credible than...
(Scully picks up a copy of National Comet, a tabloid,
off Mulder's desk and reads)....the hundred year old
mother with the lizard baby?
Mulder: Because the lizard baby wasn't born anywhere near Lake
Okobogee.
Scully: Oka-what?
Mulder: Bogee. (Mulder gets up and in her face) Okobogee.
Scully: Is that supposed to mean something to me?
Mulder: If you know anything about trout fishing, or UFO
hotspots.
"The X-Files: Conduit"
Mulder: If my Miss Manners served me right, that protrusion
from his left cornea is a salad fork.
"The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose"
Mulder: I think with a crowbar and a small nuclear device we
might be able to get through one of these things.
"The X-Files: Paper Clip"
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might
think you're hot.
"The X-Files: E.B.E"
Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. and I saw you about to do
the wild thing with some stranger!
"The X-Files: Genderbender"
Scully: What do you want Krycek?
Krycek: Same thing you do...to find the man who tried to kill
me... (looks at Mulder) the same man who's responsible
for your father's death... (looks at Scully) your
sister's.
Scully: You want this man brought to justice?
Krycek: You can't bring these men to justice! Protect...the
laws of this country protect these men under the name
of national security! They know no law!
"The X-Files: Tunguska"
Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonize local
law enforcement.
Mulder: Who, me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.
Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.
Mulder: I'll send him a bunt cake.
"The X-Files: Conduit"