zippy quotes

Did I do an INCORRECT THING??

I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..

World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!

"This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG."
-- Bob Violence

Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET
ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ...

Am I elected yet?

... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!!

... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!

Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?

... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.

Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!

Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??

My life is a patio of fun!

An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!

I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??

I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!

I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the "WATCHTOWER"
and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ... They look NICE in the yard ...

Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!

Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!